I'm Ready

before Tevin Campbell got a "roommate" and moved to San Francisco fell off the map, he sang about being ready, and more specifically about waiting for his s.o. to be ready for love... it's a nice song, matter of fact, most of that album qualifies as good, panty-dropping music... the Black standard for a "we can make it" couple Will Smith and Jada Pinkett are apparently on the outs... there was an earthquake in Virginia that people swear they felt in downtown Atlanta... deer in Sandy Springs don't care about cars... what does it all mean...

REVELATION

i recently entertained a certain guest of the female persuasion at my home, a modest 2-bedroom bachelor pad of sorts in a pretty nice neighborhood. it has seen its share of debaucherous moments and possible misdemeanors lewd acts... its also the twice-monthly weekend home to the Terror Squad, a well-behaved group of kids, but a group of KIDS nonetheless...

so when said female suggested that she spend the weekend with Big Daddy at Big Daddy's House of Fun, it seemed like a reasonable suggestion... i had a week to destroy evidence of the previous week's sexcapades clean, wash clothes, vacuum, dust, whatever it is that females enjoy in an atmosphere that men apparently remain clueless about. And that's just it... while my "finished product" was short of my expectations, it fell FAAARRR below her level of expectation

who knew:

-what is that pile of clothes in the corner
-how long has that chicken been in the fridge
-why is the carpet so dirty
-what are these bottles of lotion doing everywhere
-what are these 4 dishes doing in the sink
-whose blow dryer is this in the bathroom
-what is THAT stack of stuff over there
-why is there a video camera mounted above the bed
-what are all these hair products here for
-when is the last time u cleaned this mirror

...it wasn't quite that bad, but close... what ended up being a good weekend, with good food, and good friends, also served as a lesson for ya boi...

Finish cleaning up, and then clean up again... then invite my sister over and have her critique, before finally cleaning up for real!!!

oops!!!