Friday, December 13, 2019

Judging Judy


"...Kiki, do you love me? are you riding? say you'll never ever leave from beside me 'cause i want you, and i need you, and i'm down for you always" - Drizzy

i thought about leading with something from No Guidance, if for no other reason than the fact that i love that video and what they did with the dance battle. ultimately, In My Feelings just fit tho, like a hand in glove, a hot dog in a bun, a big booty thick-thighed vixen riding shotgun... or just riding

THEE STALLION

(cue Megan-esque hand motions)... it's very expensive to date her... why tho? because it's very expensive to date, periodt!!! so in my world of perfectly laid out and executed plans, i choose not to date until i can better afford to, which likely coincides with the 18th anniversary of my youngest child's birth. until then i tell myself, and anybody who'll listen that i can't do it, that i won't do it, that smart money is buying stock in Jergens, specifically the "original" cherry almond scent

THEE PROBLEM

has anybody figured out a way to truly turn off feelings? how do you resist the urge to shun virtue and live in the moment? i think that there is some value in making plans. is there some nearly equivalent value in living for today, not wasting another minute, identifying your best life and going balls to the wall to make it happen now? is Ginuwine still Anxious?

THEE (REDACTED) TO BE MY LAWFULLY WEDDED WIFE

i've been around for some 45 years... i've agreed to be around for another 45 minimum. let's call this halftime, and the home team is looking good