...allow me to re-introduce myself my name is... (word up Jigga)
it's championship sunday and around these parts that means that football is the order of the day. don't get me wrong, i'm still a lil salty behind the fact that my falcons
looked like shit lost in the 1st round, but the nfl is the nfl and i'm there... which brings me to today's topic...
Sorry boo boo, it ain't youmy thing is football. the guy ur
playing naked twister seeing may fancy basketball, or hockey, or cowboy movies, or Real Chance at Love, or re-runs of Oz, or the
twice daily occasional "crucial" game of Madden '09... if ur dude is
gay sensitive it may be sex and the city or queer eye or something equally
gay ummm, well-written... whatever it is, when it's time for it, it's time for you to suck it up and leave me the hell alone...
Now is not the time for you to have something that we "need to talk about", nor is it time for us to spend quality time or anything that means that i'm not watching the game complete uninterrupted. don't call me (feel free to text but don't expect a response until halftime), don't come sit by me and ask a a bunch of questions, don't even sa-shay in front of the television wearing nothing but manola blaniks and a smile... CORRECTION: do do that, but know that you are only interrupting this program to bring me "a coke and a smile" and that in a few minutes the original rules again take precedent...
like jermaine jackson once said, don't take it personal... i'm not feeling you any less, i'm not intentionally being an asshole. i'm just a fan (short for fanatic). feel free to hang out w/ ur
other naked twister partner/s friends, or go spend some money, or watch a movie, or heaven forbid cook something, or go outside and fly a kite, take up needlepoint and make a blanket, go thru some old pictures and make a scrapbook, have a sister circle meeting at the local starbucks, get a tattoo, take a nap, go to the gym... i really don't care. at that moment in time football, and specifically for me the Falcon's game, is the most important thing happening in the world. So...
is there something that YOU do for which you would rather not be interrupted. is there some activity or event for which even I
, in all my sexiness, charm, and wit won't be able to pull you away???... and where is the beef???
as i read your post, i couldn't help think about the afc championship game today because clearly it is the most important thing going on in my world today. GO STEELERS!!!!!! however, on any given day, i would say that sleep and reading are running neck-n-neck for the top spot on my list.
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