...i rather enjoy the world of Twitter... some of the people i follow are absolutely hilarious. when i'm able to spend a few minutes on there i'm almost never disappointed. sometimes i read my own stuff and
COMPLETELY SELF-SERVING TOP 12 TWEETS SO FAR
(yes, all of them are mines, lol)
12. i save the pda for my REAL no. 1 chick #stopcuffin
11. If u see somebody out and can't remember whether or not u've fucked them #umightbeahoe
10. if ur just trying to get fucked again, don't act. somebody else can fix ur computer, pick u up from the airport, etc. #transparentass
9. satisfaction: realizing that ur ex is still obsessed, fear: see "satisfaction" #moveonalready
8. why don't we ever see each other. am i really THAT busy or... #facefacts
7. ex fuck buddies are the best form of advertisement there is #wordofmouth
6. when facebook is at its worst, it's really bad... stop slinging shit people, everybody ends up stinking #notonurwalldumbass
5. he's a LOT less likely to wanna "hang out" when ur cycling #nohappyendings
4. just took one of those finna get some pussy showers #hot'n'ready like Lil' Caesars
3. my mind ocasionally wanders while i'm at church... it visits places that i should be ashamed of #trueconfessions
2. i masturbated to get that 1st nut outta the way, then decided you weren't worth the drive and just went to sleep #ugotthatregular
1. what if everybody said fuck it and started telling the truth #chaos
don't forget to follow: @real_raw2
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